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Monday, December 31, 2018

Paris is Kissing





Paris is Kissing

It was the best kiss of his life. It was the worst kiss of his life.

She nudged her bare shoulder gently to and fro into his chest as they kissed; like she did years ago. Quick, quick, slow. He recognised the Rhumba rhythm. A flood of distant memories; her shapely, smooth shoulders. It was a long way from down under.

His face looked older, weathered, a bit like a farm shed slowly falling apart; exposed to the wind, sun and rain. There were a few boards missing, but the structure was still standing.  Not dead yet. His triangular cheekbone scar had a pinkish tinge and stitch marks.  She didn’t ask what happened. She could guess.

But his lips had not changed, even after eighteen years.  Soft, sincere, insecure. Resistible.

Lena chose Le Duc des Lombards. She never looked backwards but she made an exception for Le Duc. In her dark period, she met Le Duc’s choreographer on a train from Toulouse to Paris. It was here she first danced in Paris.  

‘All That Jazz’ from Chicago pumped into the crowded bar and the dimly lit dance area. ‘Le Duc’ was still one of her favourite places. Lena hadn’t been here in a while.

He could see nothing. Nothing at all. Zero. The black, silk blindfold was tied tight. Lena made sure of that. She had only agreed to meet him if he wore a blindfold. He agreed. Really, he had no choice.

A jazz club in Paris is as far as you can get from an Aussie semi-arid outback landscape. Lena had popped into his little corner of the world; fourteen days of touring and camping with Outback Spirit. Drinking mulled wine around camp fire, bumping along 3000 kilometres of red, dusty corrugated roads, in a state ten times bigger than her birth country.

Lena wrote in her journal of her Dream under Capricorn. Seduced by a strumming guitar and ‘500 Miles’, walking along bush tracks beneath unblemished skies;  dancing in the dust under the Southern Cross.

He first shot Lena akimbo, atop a rocky outcrop.  He said she looked like a stock boy from a Slim Dusty song. She laughed her special laugh.  Then he shot Lena as her body glistened in the noonday sun in Honeycomb Pool. They kissed under a blood-red moon at Mt Augustus. He photographed her by scruffy, window light in Home Valley Station, muddy red sweat trickling down the curve of her back and dripping off her bare ass into the dust. Like tears.

Lena sipped her champagne, nuzzled harder with her shoulder and knee. She took his hand and led him to the dance floor. His right arm pulled her waist hard. She gasped. Their lips met as they danced. He softly bit into her bottom lip; an almost imperceptible moan escaped her lips. They danced slowly, rhythmically, like before.

His blindfold tight, in place.

His lips near her left ear. She never used to have pierced ears. They were pierced now.

‘Are you still searching?’ he murmured.
She hesitated. Searching for the right words.
‘Not any more’ she whispered.
The music ramped up. The vocalist channelling Edith Piaf.

Overlooking the Seine, the clock at Musée d'Orsay struck midnight.

2019 arrived.

Two uniforms emerged from the dark recesses of Le Duc des Lombards.
The senior uniform approached the embracing couple.
‘Votre temps est fini’.



Sunday, June 28, 2015

Ch 17 Wally and Corrigin


Wally and Corrigin

My closest mate at Marist Brothers was Graham Walden. Everyone called him ‘Wally’. And Wally always called me ‘Duck’. Wally and Duck. We were closer than brothers. We shared intimate secrets, aspirations, and thoughts. 

Wally’s family lived in Corrigin, a small wheat and sheep town in the wheat belt about four hour’s drive east of Perth. Wally and his pretty, younger sister Rhonda boarded with their Grandmother and Aunty Nance at No 28 Pangbourne St in Wembley, about half a mile away. If there was mischief to be had, Wally and I were usually front row contenders.

Wally and Rhonda would travel back to Corrigin about once a month to see their Mum and Dad, Joan and George. Two or three times a year Wally invited me to spend a weekend in Corrigin. The Friday night drives from Wembley to Corrigin were the most hair-raising, adrenalin-pumping experiences of my motoring life.

Wally’s father George was Corrigin’s local Holden dealer and also raced speed cars. He raced TQ’s at Claremont Speedway and had hotted up his FC Holden to the nth degree. The six-cylinder engine had been re-bored and rebuilt with oversized pots and triple carburettors. I had never heard an engine with so many horses under the bonnet. The high-pitched revving of the engine, the front spotlights searching the night for roos and George angling for the best line on each white-posted bend was a million times scarier than the octopus at the Royal Show. 

It seemed to me that we flirted with death on each tyre-squealing corner as the car powered from side-to-side and engine revs changed up from high revs to a gut-wrenching power-whinny.

The bonuses were that George compressed a four-hour journey into two and a half hours and Rhonda’s arms and legs pressed into mine as we rounded the sharpest bends. On the downside, I was taking enormous risks as I was almost certainly in a state of mortal sin. But so was Wally. Surely, God wouldn’t take us both at once. But I did reflect on things and secretly wished I had gone to confession!

Corrigin life was different to Perth life. Wally associated with some nefarious country lads who were into all sorts of mischief and mayhem. My initiation into Corrigin country life was everything and more for a Boys Own Annual. It was so far removed from my urban Catholic upbringing; it was simply another world; and far, far away from the clutches of my Mum and Dad and the Church. 

Dudley Bradshaw was a power broker, butcher, and local ringleader.  He was the mid-west mafia chief-in-waiting. Dudley led a gang of youths who intimidated and terrorised assorted locals, in particular the deli cum milk bar owner, Nikos. Nikos was Greek or middle eastern or something. He was simply a New Australian. We’d swagger into Nick’s deli trailing behind Duds, order milkshakes, drink them and leave without paying, laughing down the street.

Sometimes we’d add sugar to the salt or vica-versa. We smoked cigarettes, drank beer and had secret bush barbecues with the fillet steak we had ‘borrowed’ from Dudley’s father’s butcher shop. Deep inside me I knew it was wrong, but everyone did it. I went with the flow.

The Corrigin lads introduced me to a country girl named Shirley.  Dudley and Wally told me ‘Shirl’ was a bit of a goer. That was of little reassurance. First I didn’t know what a ‘goer’ was.  More importantly I had absolutely no idea where the ‘go’ button was located.

Shirley was petite with an olive complexion and straight dark hair. She was one of those salt-of-the-earth, relaxed, everyday country girls. What you saw was what you got. She had large brown eyes and a warm, welcoming smile. Shirley was the seventh of eight children. Catholic or non-Catholic I liked her.

Shirley and I hung out together when the Corrigin lads had their sheilas on their arms. As a bonus I discovered that Shirley knew how to kiss. I suspected it wasn’t her first time. She was spontaneous and genuine in her affection. After several visits to Corrigin I received a letter with a photo from Shirley in her school uniform and white blouse. She had a beaming smile. ‘To Dale, love Shirley’ was written on the back.

But Shirley was not a Catholic. I had just kissed my first non-Catholic girl.

Bless me Father for I have sinned, it is four weeks since my last confession, I started
Yes, my son, and what are your sins, Father responded
I missed mass on Sunday, ate meat on Friday twice, told lies to my parents once and committed the sin of self-abuse four times. I rattled it off in a matter of fact way.
Why did you miss Sunday Mass, Father asked
I was in the country and was too far from church, I lied.
The reason I had missed mass was because I would have lost face in the eyes of my Protestant Corrigin mates
Have you anything else to confess, my son, came the reply.
Yes Father. I kissed a girl.
Oh well, that's not too serious unless it went further.
Pause
Ah, did it go any further? Father asked hopefully.
No Father
Pause
But, ah, she's not a Catholic, she's a Protestant
I heard Father Brosnan take a deep breath and shuffle his boots.
What are you saying? A Protestant girl? That's far more serious. You know you are on a slippery slope to sin, my son. Why in heavens did you kiss a Protestant girl?
I thought for a moment. I decided to tell the truth.
Because she kisses much better than Catholic girls.
There was a long pause and several snorts of indignation.
You kissed a Protestant? Father queried firmly
Yes, I replied
WHERE did you kiss her? he asked
At the back of the Town Hall I answered
No, No. Where on her body did you kiss this Protestant?
pause
I thought that was a ridiculous question. Where on earth would you kiss a girl but on her lips
On her lips, I said cautiously.
Silence reigned.

I was still pondering Father Brosnan’s ridiculous question. Where else could you kiss a girl, I thought.
Father Brosnan resumed his inquisition.
My son, you are on a dangerous path associating with Protestants. You never know where a kiss from a Protestant can lead.
Yes Father, I said
For your Penance say the Rosary …. Twice --- and make a donation to the Poor Box.
Yes father, I said contritely.

ps Next year I heard that Shirley had become pregnant. The Corrigin mafia were tight lipped about the identity of the father. I never saw Shirley again.



Sunday, January 4, 2015



Get your feet wet with Dale Neill at the University of Western Australia Extension's Summer School of Photography.

Check out the link below for course details. Some of my workshops also include lunch at theUniversity Club.

Click HERE for details.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Budapest-Croatia-Dalmatian Coast 2015


Image: Andrea Boldizsar


Budapest-Croatia-Dalmatian Coast 2015


Photography and Cultural Tour


Information Evening: Wed 27 Aug 2014 6.30pm




ENQUIRIES 

Monday, October 28, 2013

Unravelling Sensor Sizes

If you've ever been confused about the way sensors are named and their sizes, join the club! It looks very much like it was organised by a circle of confusion in a Siberian gulag. I mean who would have thought that there are 5 different versions of APS-C sensors!!

I've just spent a day, armed with a calculator and Excel spread sheet calculating the pixel densities for new camera recommendations. Really tedious but, believe it or not, very useful. DP Review used to publish pixel densities but they stopped several years ago. So, I've taken on the task as a labour of love.

Simply put, having a whole bunch of megapixels in your camera does not guarantee a top camera. Its like a farmer who owns 20 million sheep. The farmer has to have space to put the sheep, otherwise the sheep starve, get skinny and die. So a moderate number of sheep in a big paddock is the way to go. Then all the pixel sheep are fat and smiling and happy. And you have a top camera!

From a photographic perspective, noise reduces, tonal values improve and you get improved skin tones. Even sheep would be happy.

There are some really poor performers when you get into the so-called compact mirror less cameras. Some have sensors slightly larger than match heads with results that should be lit with a match.

As a  Nikon owner, I was surprised but honour bound to report that the top performing camera based on pixel densities is the Canon 5D MkIII. It narrowly edges out theNikon D600.

There are a dozen other factors that influence image quality. However, pixel density is one that is often overlooked when choosing a new camera. And nobody publishes the specifications!!

To see what workshops I'm running for UWA click HERE.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

RETROSPECTIVE - Looking for Inspiration


Looking for Inspiration - RETROSPECTIVE

As rare as hens' teeth or steak tartar

RETROSPECTIVE Seminar Series, showcasing the winning prints from past winners of the WA Professional Photographer of the Year Award. Many of the winners will be on hand (or foot) to speak about their prints, their work and their perspective on the industry.



  • Steve Wise
  • Dale Neill
  • Vic Natoli
  • Lynette Hewitt
  • Simon Westlake
  • Tony Hewitt


When: Fri 21 June

Where: Moores Building 46 Henry St Fremantle
Time: 2-5pm
Cost: $20
Bookings: Click HERE